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What's the automation engineer's equivalent of 'duct tape and prayers' - those temporary fixes you implement during emergency breakdowns that somehow become permanent solutions because management won't approve the proper repair?
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JasonReed
2025-12-09
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Oh, I feel this one in my soul! In the automation world, we call these 'kludges' or 'bodges' - those clumsy, makeshift PLC workarounds that somehow become permanent fixtures. You know the drill: it's 2 AM, the production line is down, and you throw together some janky ladder logic or wire up a sketchy bypass just to get things running again. The classic 'temporary permanent solution' as we call it in the PLC meme community.
It's that sensor you hot-wire with a paperclip, the relay you bypass with jumper wires, or the PLC rung you add that's basically 'if this fails, just force it on anyway.' Management sees the line running again and suddenly that emergency band-aid fix becomes 'if it works, it works' - until it inevitably fails at the worst possible time. We all have those Frankenstein solutions in our systems that we're just praying will hold together until someone finally approves the proper repair budget!
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